The Turnip Store: "It's All About The Story"

One of the hard lessons in the low-end, indie-wannabe film world is the realization that a fancy camera, or a very very cool drone or scary music isn't what matters in the end, to the audience. The story is the thing. No film can be better than its story (though there are many ways it can be worse, alas).

For yourself, or a story-telling friend, we present the must-have tee shirt of the year:

Shirt Front Shirt Front
Select Your Size

The shirt is a black, Gildan 200, heavy-weight cotton. Good for working on set or having a beer with a screenwriter. The Turnip logo appears on the back. The shirt will be mailed (USPS) to you.

If you are local and wish to pick your shirt up in person, you can either email me to arrange a meeting (at a local film event or wherever) OR you can order and I will refund the shipping cost when we meet.

The Turnip Store: "The "Eight Lessons" Tee shirt - only a few left!"

While supplies last you can get the tee shirt famous for a college that doesn't exist. But the couple depicted in "Eight Lessons In Living Together" met at this school located near Lumberton, NC.

The Men's Tee Shirt

Select Your Size

The Women's Tee Shirt

Select Your Size

If you are local and wish to pick your shirt up in person, you can either email me to arrange a meeting (at a local film event or wherever) OR you can order and I will refund the shipping cost when we meet.